Could you be that special understanding (but not peculiar) one for a splendid homemaker?

Hey, How are you?

I read your profile and you sound understanding.

Are you interested in choir? It's one of my favourite pastimes. If you've seen my profile, you'll know that I'm forgetful and you'll have noticed my skinny feet. I hope these won't be a problem for you?

Looking through your photos, you look very brunette and extremely grubby. I particularly like your pretty fingernails.

You're not peculiar though, are you? I don't think so. But from your profile, I can't quite be sure. I'm really not after somebody peculiar, so please put me out of my misery.

Let me tell you a funny story that happened to me today. I took my hamster, Bertie to the vet and said, "My hamster is cross-eyed... is there anything you can do for her?"

"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at her." So, he picked Bertie up and examined her eyes, then took her temperature."

Eventually, he said "I'm going to have to put her down."

Naturally, I was horried. "You're going to put her down just because she's cross-eyed?"

"No, because she's really heavy."

Seriously, though. I've had a great day, helping sick children. My job as a homemaker is really rewarding. I'm told I'm a very splendid woman.

Come out with me this weekend, and I'll show you just how splendid I can be.

Love from
Looking4Love

P.S. There's a small chance that I might already be romantically entangled. If this is a problem for you, please give me plenty of notice.