Squat EMT seeks funny woman with pointy eyebrows for star gazing, stamp collecting and maybe more

Wind and words. We are only human, and the gods have fashioned us for love. That is our great glory, and our great tragedy.

Hello ladies! I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?

I'm a special kind of chap, who likes nothing more than star gazing with the right woman.

The first thing people usually notice about me is my bold personality, closly followed by my smashing fingers. I'm the man for you, if you like a great fingers and legs, particularly combined with ample baby oil.

I work as a EMT, helping disabled people. This allows me to exercise my skills: diligence and leadership.

My life goals include:
• Fight a dragon
• Fall in love with you
• Become the best EMT I can be
• Help all the disabled people in the world

If you're the right woman for me, you'll be funny and cute. You won't be afraid to dance and will have a healthy respect for honesty.

My ideal date would involve stamp collecting in Africa with a short woman by my side. While we're there, I admire your pointy eyebrows whilst feeling I'm the luckiest man on the planet.

Let me tell you about a funny thing that happened to me last week. I was just helping an elderly across the road when I was hit by a car. I needed three stitches. BOOM!

When you play The Game Of Love, you win or you die.

Light me fire, babe

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