Handsome student seeks funny woman with wide muscles for running, soccer and maybe more

I'd rather be in love than right any day.

Hello ladies! I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?

I'm a modest kind of chap, who likes nothing more than running with the right woman.

The first thing people usually notice about me is my Funny personality, closly followed by my smashing hair. I'm the man for you, if you like great hair and muscles, particularly combined with ample baby oil.

I work as a student, helping nobody. This allows me to exercise my skills: grooming and thinking.

My life goals include:
• Meet Douglas Adams' ghost
• Fall in love with you
• Become the best student I can be
• Help all the nobody in the world

If you're the right woman for me, you'll be funny and weird. You won't be afraid to laugh and will have a healthy respect for monogamy.

My ideal date would involve soccer in New York with a curvaceous woman by my side. While we're there, I admire your wide muscles whilst feeling I'm the luckiest man on the planet.

Let me tell you about a funny thing that happened to me last week. I was just helping an elderly across the road when I was hit by a car. I needed three stitches. BOOM!

So long and thanks for all the fish.

Light me fire, babe

Adonis