I only date nice people, who want to meet for knitting, knitting and mutual respect

I'd rather be in love than right any day.

To the only good person out there,

I'll be honest with you. I've been hurt pretty bad in the past. I refuse to be a cash machine or play thing ever again. So don't message me unless you know how to respect men. I'm a fun kinda man.

I'm a thoughtful gentleman, who likes nothing more than knitting with the right person.

The first thing people usually notice about me is my energetic personality, closly followed by my smashing toenails. I hope you will not laugh at my toenails, as people have in the past, or treat my eyelashes like a joke.

I work as a detective, helping disabled people. This allows me to exercise my skills: planting trees and teaching. My job once caused me to encounter Tony Blair, yet still people treat me like junk. It's just not on.

My life goals include:
• Meet Douglas Adams' ghost
• Punish people for being evil
• Discover that there are still some good people in the world
• Become the best detective I can be
• Help all the disabled people in the world

If you're the right person for me, you'll be brave and noble. You won't be afraid to laugh and will have a healthy respect for monogamy.

My ideal date would involve knitting in Kent with a solid person by my side. While we're there, I admire your squat thighs, hoping to myself that you're not another nutter.

In case I haven't made myself clear, people have hurt me in the past - bad. My last partner nailed my grandmother to a spike. Now I'm looking for a noble person with squat thighs, as I read in a magazine that they are the least evil.

So long and thanks for all the fish.

Prove me wrong about people?

BabeMagnet69